HUEY MORGAN

Face: NATIVE NEW YORKER
Body: OVERDOSED ON SCOOBY SNACKS
Arms: BODEGA BUSBOY
Personality: LACONIC
Distinguishing features: MUSICAL IMPRESARIO
Attainability: MARRIED, BUT LOCAL

He’s got one the the sexiest speaking voices in the business, which is great news considering his business is music (and now radio presenting). He looks like if you were in a bar and some creepoid div tried to pull some moves on you, he’d fucking pound the life out of that shit. Not that I condone violence, kids, but you have to admit that a bit of brawn goes a long way. He’s smart, and quick to quip, and has this incredible accent that is basically a ticket on the sex train all the way to the borough of Carnal Knowledge, The Bronx, NYC. I have fancied him since always, and even though he’s clearly been indulging himself in Patisserie Valerie judging by his expanded physique, I still massively would.

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