VIGGO MORTENSEN

Face: HEXANGONAL
Body: GREAT DANE
Arms: TWO TOWERS
Personality: ARTISTICALLY INCLINED
Distinguishing features: MULTI-LINGUAL
Attainability: BIT SHITE

So, he acts; he writes; he paints; he takes photographs; he makes music; he speaks 5 languages; he storms around looking manly as fuck – is there anything he can’t do? I bet he could split an atom, or climb Mount Everest with his eyes shut and wearing one of those weighted rucksacks that Rocky trains with in the snow in Rocky IV. He is so masculine that he only has to look at a woman and she falls pregnant, yet he has that Scandi-arty vibe that makes you want to walk around Copenhagen with him looking at nice architecture and eating herring and that. Hygge indeed…

(This post shouts out to my good friend Beth Hackett, who works for the delightful YMC and is a goddam stylish blonde beauty with inch-long eyelashes. Beth and Viggo, sitting in a tree…)

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3 Responses to VIGGO MORTENSEN

  1. Katie Barber says:

    haha, love this post – Viggo is so beautiful and interesting and intelligent and fascinating and arty and sensitive and tough and and and… I’ll stop, getting carried away now

  2. Caryll says:

    I love hiiiiiim!

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