GAEL GARCIA BERNAL

Face: CHE-TASTIC
Body: CALIENTE
Arms: MUY BIEN
Personality: INDUSTRIOUS
Distinguishing features: PRETTY GREEN EY-ESSSSSSS
Attainability: LOVED UP

Another mini-man, but one with so much passion (ay carumba!) that it sort of cancels out the fact that he’s about 4’11”. A truly brilliant actor, he has played everything from a transvestite to Che Guevara with aplomb. Now, let’s dissect the look (essential): those enormous, beautiful, ebony-fringed green eyes; the generous lips; the smooth, olive epidermis . . . *womb skips a beat*. Sadly for us, he has spent the last few years making babies with his long-term girlfriend, and is probably, like, totally off the market. Wevs. Mañana, mañana…

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