GEORGE MICHAEL

Face: GREEK GOD
Body: HIRSUTE
Arms: CYPRIOT BUILDER
Personality: BRILLIANTLY SELF-AWARE
Distinguishing features: POP LEGEND
Attainability: GOOD FOR THE GAYS

You don’t know how long I’ve resisted doing this post. If you know me, you know that I love George. I mean, I actually…LOVE him. He was my first ever crush and he is still top of my list. He’s been bestowed with a voice like an angel and even though he canes loads of ganja and does a few naughty things, he is still undeniably one of our country’s greatest ever popstars. He’s witty, he’s wonderfully self-deprecating, he’s imbued with talent: int he BRILLIAAAANT!!! I love that he just doesn’t give a fuck anymore. He’s vocal and proud to be so. And he does lovely, lovely things like give hundreds of thousands of pounds to charity *burns candle in homemade George shrine*

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