GEORGE CLOONEY

Face: SILVER FOX
Body: RECHERCHÉ
Arms: SUAVE
Personality: CHARISMA PERSONIFIED
Distinguishing features: ALTRUISTIC TO THE END
Attainability: HMMM…

So. Is there anyone on earth who is immune to the charms of Clooney? That’s a rhetoric question. In fact, it should just be an affirmative statement: NO-ONE ON EARTH IS IMMUNE TO THE CHARMS OF CLOONEY. When you never hear a bad word about someone famous in the press, it’s either because they have a shit hot press team, or they’re a fucking nice guy. Clooney is the latter. He’s mellow, and intelligent, and loves a practical joke, and is kind, and is engaging, and has charisma in bounds, and loves women (even though he’s clearly a friend of Dorothy), and is talented, and is elegant, etc, etc, ad infinitum. There is nary a human in the land who could refuse this man. Woman love him, and men want to be him. Simple as.

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