JOE MANGANIELLO

Face: GOLDEN EAGLE
Body: MOUNTAINOUS
Arms: GARGANTUAN
Personality: IMPASSIONED
Distinguishing features: ‘THAT’ BODY
Attainability: ENGAGED

For those of you who don’t watch True Blood…what the fuck have you been doing for the past four series? You’ve missed out, BIG style. Obviously Skarsgård features heavily, but Joe here plays a werewolf called Alcide and gets naked ALL THE TIME. What you also may not know is that Mr Manganiello’s body resembles a mighty wall of the smoothest marble that has been expertly chiselled by Michaelangelo into probably one of the finest specimens of a human physique ever seen. It’s a very, very beautiful thang. He is so masculine that I bet even the most chronic spinsters would swoon into submission once they got a whiff of his exquisite testosterone. Oh, by the way, he is also a dedicated HIV/AIDS campaigner and he used to be a boxer *dies of lust*.

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