EDWARD NORTON

Face: TORTURED SOUL
Body: DEPENDS
Arms: QUESTIONABLE
Personality: INTENSE
Distinguishing features: THE FIRST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB….
Attainability: UNKNOWN

If you like a bit of a moody weirdo to take you on dates, then look no further than Mr Norton. Supposedly difficult and intense, Ed’s charismatic looks make up for the fact that he’d probably bang on and on about Faust or environmental law or something over dinner. You could gaze dreamily over your lasagne into his deeply soulful eyes, and it would be pretty great. Plus, the passion he puts into his political endeavours and charity work (a plus) would spill over into the boudoir (a double plus). He’s intelligent, interesting, and articulate. Defo WOULD. American History Sex, and all that.

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One Response to EDWARD NORTON

  1. I thought I was the only woman on the planet who appreciated the torturous lust-god-ness of Mr Norton .. I am both delighted and threatened to find out this is untrue.

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