HARRISON FORD

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Face: HAN-DSOME
Body: BLADERUNNER
Arms: WHIP-HONED
Personality: CANTANKEROUS
Distinguishing features: ACTION HERO VIBES
Attainability: NOT GOOD

The younger Harrison, 30-45 year old Harrison, i.e. peak Harrison, i.e. Bladerunner-era Harrison, was pretty much the epitome of burnished, golden, virility. These days, the grizzled acting veteran is looking uncannily like a cross between my father and golfer Nick Faldo, so we’ll move on from that straight away and remind ourselves of his pre-Freudian-nightmare Indiana Jones heyday: ripped, lean, mean, capable of masticating monkey brains, and handy with a whip. Mr Ford charged his way into our youthful and impressionable capacity for lust (before we even knew what that was) via his neatly cropped coiffure and the musky depth of his baritone. Also, before he turned to acting he was a carpenter, so chances are he could rustle you up a lovely sideboard.

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