JOHN KRASINSKI

Face: TOY STORY
Body: FIT DWEEB
Arms: LENGTHY
Personality: DARLING
Distinguishing features: DIRECTING SKILLZ
Attainability: MARRIED

Kraskinski is firmly in the “slightly nerdy but utterly lovely” bracket that a lot of our lust subjects fall into. He’s not an archetypal hunk, but he sure is all man. Standing a strapping 6′ 3″, he is reassuringly well equipped to administer the medicinal hugs when one is feeling somewhat under par. Other excellent attributes include being from my childhood ‘hood (Boston area), being a lifelong Red Sox fan, being funny and sweet and totally loving towards his wife (actress Emily Blunt), and playing Tim in the American version of The Office which means we automatically like him like we liked Martin Freeman in the UK version. NERDS RULE OK.

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