DAVID GANDY

Face: HAWKISH
Body: LITERALLY PERFECT
Arms: DEDICATED
Personality: CHARMING
Distinguishing features: ACE TAN
Attainability: PRETTY GOOD ACTUALLY

So, here we are. We have arrived at one of the main contenders for ‘World’s Most Perfect Human Specimen’ (for other contenders please see all other blog posts). The world’s highest paid male model scores highly for having a jaw-droppingly amazing body (obviously), for turning the fash-pack back to men/men instead of boy/men (so beloved by Hedi Slimane), for being an old-fashioned gentleman with impeccable manners and style, and for staying true to his Essex (I know! Essex! Isn’t it BRILLIANT?) roots by dating some div from a shit girlband. This, my friends, is a good thing – it means his standards aren’t stupidly high. Think about it. Hell, I’ma gonna spend all day thinking about it.

(Henners, this one’s for you, babez xx)

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2 Responses to DAVID GANDY

  1. teddy says:

    Hmm…I thought he was gay. A face worthy of Mt. Rushmore, or Gregory Peck’s hunky body double.

  2. Torchy says:

    He’s attractive,but not a pretty boy by any means. Can he hold on to his looks in later life? Hmmm,I wonder!

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