CHARLIE SIEM

Face: RALPH LAUREN CAMPAIGN
Body: OXFORD ROWER
Arms: VIRTUOSO
Personality: POSHO
Distinguishing features: WORLD-CLASS TALENT
Attainability: OK

Everyone knows that posh boys aren’t really that sexy because they can never dance and probably like hunting foxes. But this one! Oooh wee! A male model who is also one of the most promising violinists of the decade?! What a hella good combo. He’s got that thing that anyone arty has where you just automatically fancy them when you see them work their craft. He’s so incredibly talented, with a confidence bordering on mildly-arrogant, that you end up thinking “…I wonder what else he can do with those hands?”. Plus he has that perfect public schoolboy skin. Plus, he looks like he fell off a billboard for Dunhill menswear. Oh yeah, that’s because he did. Cher-ching!

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