Monthly Archives: May 2011

ROB LOWE

Face: PERFECTION Body: ELEGANT JOCK Arms: REASSURING Personality: USA CHILL Distinguishing features: BONE STRUCTURE Attainability: SHITE This is a special post dedicated to friend of WOULD, Kerry Jean Lister. She, like us, has not failed to notice that Rob Lowe … Continue reading

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LINDSEY BUCKINGHAM

Face: PRETTY PRETTY Body: WHIPPET Arms: BENDY WIRE Personality: TEMPERAMENTAL Distinguishing features: KILLER CHORDS Attainability: MINIMAL Lindsey here has written some of the most incredible songs in the history of the universe – songs which have been the soundtrack to … Continue reading

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