Distinguishing features: CHAMELEON
Attainability: MARRIED. GUTTED.
You might be thinking, ‘who the hell is this guy?’, but chances are you’ve seen him in tons of stuff without realising it. He should be a LOT more famous than he is. His star turn in 2010 in The Kids Are Alright probably boosted his profile considerably. But we enjoyed doing all the perving, mainly. He is initially kinda droopy looking, kinda blah. But then, WHAM! It hits you – this guy is absolutely amazing. He’s gentle, yet masculine; warm, yet cool; capable, yet thrilling. His soft eyes that crinkle at the sides . . . *sigh*. FYI, he’s also LOVELY in real life, watching him being interviewed is a real joy. Perfect.