PHARRELL WILLIAMS

Face: EQUINE
Body: MORPH
Arms: CREATIVE
Personality: AUTISTIC
Distinguishing features: PRODUCER DELUXE
Attainability: HMM…

Ooooooooh yeaaaaaah. The voice; the talent; the creativity. That slender, whippet-like physique, combined with that elegant aquiline profile equals one sexy little man. The rumours have been escalating about the availability of Pharrell when it comes to da laydeez, but quite frankly – who the fuck cares? We just like looking at him. OK, yes, and fantasising about keeping him in a little room in our house wearing only a pair of Calvin Klein underpants. But you know what? It’s the music that’ll keep us interested. Did he hear, do you think? Because I’m thinking that actually it’s mainly his face that’ll keep me interested. His skin is so perfectly smooth that I rather suspect that he was originally liquid chocolate and was poured into a Pharrell mould at the SEXY LITTLE MAN FACTORY.

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3 Responses to PHARRELL WILLIAMS

  1. Sharmila says:

    Back off Emma, HE’S MINE

  2. rheumadroid says:

    He has a girlfriend and a baby called Rocket … not so gay

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