Monthly Archives: April 2011

MICHAEL FASSBENDER

Face: GERMANIC Body: CELTIC Arms: LEAN Personality: IRISH CHARMER Distinguishing features: DEVASTATING CHARISMA Attainability: POSITIVE Blimey. Where do we start? There is just so much that screams WOULD. Having featured in some of the most thought provoking films in the … Continue reading

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HOWARD DONALD

Face: TWINKLY Body: MICHAELANGELO’S DAVID Arms: ACCOMPLISHED Personality: ACE Distinguishing features: BACK FLIPS Attainability: OK (S’POSE) This is a special post for friend of WOULD, Natalie Cannell. Although each member of Take That has his own special allure, Howie here … Continue reading

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TOM SELLECK

Face: MOUSTACHIOED Body: HUNKY Arms: BEEFCAKE Personality: GENTLEMAN Distinguishing features: USE YOUR EYES Attainability: QUESTIONABLE There is nary a child of the eighties in the land that doesn’t have a primo soft spot for Mr Selleck and his fervent ‘tache. … Continue reading

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JUSTIN-BOBBY

Face: LUPINE Body: HONED Arms: BIKER Personality: WANKER Distinguishing features: BEANIE HAT Attainability: SLAG Justin Brescia, aka Justin-Bobby, was the only reason I watched The Hills. Well, maybe Lauren Conrad’s hair was a contributing factor. But it was mainly this … Continue reading

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MARK RUFFALO

Face: BRANDO Body: SNUGGLY Arms: ROBUST Personality: GENTLE Distinguishing features: CHAMELEON Attainability: MARRIED. GUTTED. You might be thinking, ‘who the hell is this guy?’, but chances are you’ve seen him in tons of stuff without realising it. He should be … Continue reading

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JARED LETO

Face: JON-BENET Body: CHANGEABLE Arms: AS ABOVE Personality: SELF-DEPRECATING Distinguishing features: BABY BLUES Attainability: TOO NOMADIC Jared, Jared, Jared… You don’t know this, but in your early incarnation as Jordan Catalano (in the seminal My So-Called Life) you awoke a … Continue reading

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GASPARD ULLIEL

Face: GALLIC Body: MODELESQUE Arms: ENOUGH Personality: OOH LA LA Distinguishing features: CHEEK SCAR Attainability: FLIGHTY This French actor may not be instantly recognisable to you, but if you are partial to watching Chanel fragrance ads online (…what?) you may … Continue reading

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