Distinguishing features: ERRRM…
Attainability: MARRIED INNIT
As you (probably don’t) know, Eric here played Will Truman in Will & Grace for eight delicious years, and despite that fact that his character was batting for the other side it didn’t stop the lust train from stopping at McCormackVille, woo woo! Because, you see, Will was a TRU-MAN (geddit? geddit? oh). Funny and darkly attractive, Eric ranks highly in my list of gays, even though he isn’t really gay. Still, that’s good enough for me. Even fake unattainability appeals to my inner teen doormat.