Face: HEATH LEDGER
Distinguishing features: LABRADOR EYES
Skinny Jew-nerds are always ace crushes, unless they suddenly buff up like Marc Jacobs and turn into muscle gays . . . but that’s for another day. This young gentleman is no exception. Don’t tell anyone, right – but I even fancied him when he was in Third Rock From The Sun, and he was about 9 years old in that. Saying that, I was only about 14, but STILL. Anyway, now’s he’s all growed up and is super-elegant and chiselled, and it’s OK/legal to fancy him. Huzzah!