Distinguishing features: MECHANICALLY MINDED
Attainability: ZERO (HAPPILY MARRIED)
Eric Bana is just so . . . fit. If you saw Troy, you’d know. His arms are like rock formations in the Grand Canyon. He makes me proud to be one quarter Australian (although I sincerely hope we are in NO WAY distantly related). He’s built like an Aussie navvy, is a proper bloke, is dead nice, loves his wife and kids, is a great actor, and is formally one of the top stand up comedians of the Antipodes which means he must be at least a little bit funny. Could he be any better? NO. I mean, YES. He could be single and headed my way. But he’s not. It’s OK, I’ll get over it. But obviously I’d rather be ‘Down Under’ it, HAHAHAHA! Oh.