Distinguishing features: DANCE ABILITY
Rockwell is sexy for people who don’t do sexy. He’s kind of small, kind of goofy, and looks like a monkey. But his eyes speak of unhinged lustful encounters in illicit Airstream trailers on independent film sets. Coolness can never be contrived, and Sammy is most definitely chill. I’ve seen him in the flesh in an LA restaurant and to some, his sandy haired insouciance may well have gone unnoticed . . . but my eyes sought him out like a heat seeking missile and ravished the poor man. He liked it, I could tell.