JOSH BEECH

Face: ELVIS
Body: FASHION
Arms: INKED
Personality: ROCK’N’ROLL
Distinguishing features: EXTREME BEAUTY
Attainability: UNKNOWN (PROBS GAY)

If you wanted to make a combination of Elvis Presley and Sid Vicious but without any of Sid Vicious’ horrible ugly features and shit personality, then lookee here! Male model extraordinaire, Mr Beech is indicative of a new kind of male beauty. Pretty yet destroyed, sexy yet repellent. That face! Why, can’t you just see it carved in stone? Or painted on the roof of a celestial cathedral? It’s truly classic. This London boy is anything but ordinary.

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