ANDREW GARFIELD

Face: BAMBI
Body: REEDLIKE
Arms: PIPECLEANER
Personality: GEEKY
Distinguishing features: EXTREME TALENT
Attainability: FAIR TO MIDDLING

Garfield is that perfect combination of nerdy and naughty. Possessed with reassuringly good acting skills, he is probably going to go stratospheric any day now. However, he still looks like a Physics student at Cambridge University and despite the hunky photo above, has unruly bushy hair that grows outwards as opposed to downwards – always the sign of a major dork. Luckily, his doe-like melted chocolate eyes are classically beautiful, and in his upcoming incarnation as Spiderman, I’m sure he will snare others in his web of SEX.

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