Distinguishing features: “THAT” SMILE
Attainability: HARD (TOO BUSY)
OK, OK, so he’s global flavour of the month (year), yadda yadda yadda… Whatever. There’s a frikkin’ REASON, yeah? He’s talented, beautiful, funny, intelligent, creative, nice – what in god’s name is there not to like about this man? He’s like if you get all the best bits of every megawatt movie star and then combine them with that really funny yet ugly guy you used to sort of fancy at university but were too shallow to have sex with. If we are to agree on his being perfect (which we have), then we can also agree that I get first dibs, seeing as how I’ve written this an’ all.