ALEXANDER SKARSGÅRD

Face: ICY
Body: VIKING
Arms: IMMENSE
Personality: STOICAL
Distinguishing features: CHEESE GRATER ABS
Attainability: GOOD (IF YOU KILL KATE BOSWORTH)

So, Alexander Skarsgård is a 6ft 4ins Swede with a sense of humour. He’d totally get it, in every sense of the word. If you watch him in True Blood with the same obsessive zeal that I do, it’s almost impossible not to want to have that weird speeded up vampire sex that they all partake in all the time. And if that’s non-Christian, then I’m fucking glad I’m going to hell. Imagine, for the sake of fantasy, that you happened to pull him in a bar and had a one night stand with him. You woke up in the morning, and this was the sight that awaited you. Yeah, exactly.

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One Response to ALEXANDER SKARSGÅRD

  1. Nichola Carr says:

    Bad news: this pic is a fake
    Good news: real pics are even hotter, yay!!!
    Even better news: Kate Bosworth is now at the kerb awaiting a taxi to take her for a pie.

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