Face: TWINKLE-EYED CHARMER
Body: ALL BLACKS
Arms: SHEEP FARMER
Personality: TURNIP
Distinguishing Features: DIMPLETASTIC
Attainability: DATING COUGARS
Seeing as I’m currently in New Zealand, I thought I’d do a Kiwi special today. Mr Henderson may not be immediately familiar to you unless you’re a Britney fan (who isn’t?) — he plays one of the hunks in her video for Toxic. Which as everyone knows, is the best Britney song EVER apart from Slave 4 U. As well as this career highpoint, you might have seen Marty in Bride & Prejudice, The Ring, and Kick. He was on that excellent soap opera Shortland Street as a teenager, until fleeing the country to try and make his mark on Hollywood. It didn’t really pay off (aside from the Britney coup). Henderson is now apparently ‘hanging out’ with professional psycho and neurotic ultra-mess, Demi Moore; which may or may not give his career the relevant boost/kiss of death. Oh well. Mainly I featured him because he is FIT.
nice one!