EZRA MILLER

Face: WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THOSE CHEEKBONES
Body: POST-TEEN
Arms: POTENTIAL
Personality: PRECOCIOUS
Distinguishing features: INTENSITY
Attainability: GOOD FOR THE BOYS

He sure looked purty playing a murderous, psychotic, sociopathic school pupil. Just my type (oh, the LOLZ we have on here!) and surely that delicious bone structure is only going to get more and more Depp-esque as he enters his mid-twenties and discovers hard drugs? I, for one, can’t wait. Disturbingly articulate and mature for his age, Mr Miller is the product of artistic and liberal parents and even trained as an opera singer as a child (to help him overcome a speech impediment, apparently). He probably reads Sartre and Hemingway, and listens to Bach, and…. Hang on, I reckon he might listen to a bit of Muse too? What do you think? Hmmm. Ah, fuck it. Absolutely fuck it. This needs more research, it’s a complete deal breaker.

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One Response to EZRA MILLER

  1. Vivienne Berryman says:

    Two words: Dodgy Top.

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