JOSH HOMME

Face: DURACELL ELVIS
Body: LOOMING
Arms: CAPABLE
Personality: CHALLENGING
Distinguishing features: GEE-TAR SKILLZ
Attainability: MARRIED TO BRODY DALLE

He’s a big ‘un, alright. Six foot five inches of full-on male brawn topped with one of rock’s best quiffs. He’s a bit of a grumpy boy sometimes — and there’s a rumour of Republicanism — but we’ll try not to hold this against him. He’s married to one of my nineties girl crushes as well, so this is a massive bonus. Although I still don’t like to think of him putting a little ‘x’ on the ballot next to Mitt Romney’s name… **TRY AND FORGET ABOUT THE POLITICS THING** Regarded by most musos as one of the best guitarists in the world after, like, Keef Richards and fucking Ed Sheerhan or whatever, Homme is a proper rock star who grew up in the Palm Desert (pretty mean of his folks to expose that skin to fifty degree sun every day). He’s tall, brooding, talented and probably really good at picking you up for one of those full body, off the floor hugs.

(For Becca and Clair, you slags can share xx)

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2 Responses to JOSH HOMME

  1. girlieq24 says:

    Would!

  2. Bisou says:

    It would hurt too much. He’s practically a yeti.

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