Face: ITALO FITSO
Body: FAB-ULOUS
Arms: RAD
Personality: OPEN-MINDED
Distinguishing Features: GOOD ON DRUMZ
Attainability: GOING OUT WITH KRISTEN WIIG (DUDE)
Historically, the drummer is often the ugliest member of the band. Not in the case of The Strokes, who chose to conceal this dark-locked beauty at the back of the stage and have walking, talking, Pob-faced superbrat Julian Casablancas out front. Go figure. Half Italian / half Brazilian (couldn’t get much more sexual than that, really) Fab is known for being a hella cool dude, and this is reflected in his choices of totally mega women. He spent years with Drew Barrymore who is awesome, and is now with the hilarious and clever Kristen Wiig. No dumb bimbos for this artistic fella. Good lad. I certainly wouldn’t mind him practicing his strokes on me — oh no you di’int!
Sweet eyes. Being a drummer he’ll have good rhythm. Nuff said.