TYSON BECKFORD

Face: CARIBBEAN KING
Body: FUCKING AMAZING
Arms: PERFECTO
Personality: MEGAPENIS
Distinguishing Features: BEAUTY
Attainability: GOT A VICTORIA’S SECRET MODEL MISSUS (OBVS)

So, he’s a toss pot of a person — that’s quite well documented. Arrogant, vain, and under the impression that he’s solely to thank for his girlfriend’s uber babe-ness. But this post is a rare one in that it’s based completely on the subject’s looks. Daaaaaamn, he is FINE. It’s like he’s been whittled from a slab of ebony. Back in his Ralph Lauren days, his fine physique and perfect face were quite groundbreaking. There weren’t many (any?) black male supermodels at the time, and certainly none who were able to enter the consciousness of the mainstream. Undeniably business savvy, Tyson here continued to rule the campaigns for most of the late nineties. Now forty two and still looking mighty hot, Mr Beckford appears on US TV looking all sultry. But remember — he’s a toss pot. Don’t forget.

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One Response to TYSON BECKFORD

  1. Vivienne Berryman says:

    He’s an ornament. I’d leave him in the corner smouldering and polish him when he got dusty. Bloody hell. I’ve always fancied this arrogant git.

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