Face: SMILER
Body: SURVIVOR
Arms: GUITAR GENIUS
Personality: THE LOVELIEST OF ALL
Distinguishing Features: ABSOLUTE MUSICAL LEGEND
Attainability: DUNNO
Whatta guy. Not only has he written, produced and performed on some of THE best records ever, ever made, he also happens to be a true angel in real life as well. Gorgeously kind, funny and talented, Nile is the sort of bloke you wish you could have in your circle of friends for ever. Imagine the stories! Fucking hell, I bet they’re incredible. Given that he’s still prolifically working in the music industry after nearly forty years, you’d think his enthusiasm might have waned slightly — but oh no! He’s still rocking the stage and being downright fabulous. You just have to love him. No-one has a bad word to say about this dude, and to me that speaks volumes. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — being a good person gets you far in life; and ultimately that has got to be the best way for anyone to remember you in years to come. We love you Nile!
