Face: XXX-MAN
Body: FUCKING IMMENSE
Arms: BOULDER CRUSHING
Personality: BRILLIANT
Distinguishing Features: CAN SING, DANCE & IS FUNNY
Attainability: VERY HAPPILY MARRIED
Well. I don’t need to say an awful lot, really. BUT I WILL. Hugh Jackman is absolutely stacked, with a body like a superhero. He is a total man’s man but has danced in musicals on Broadway and looks unbelievably sexy whilst doing so. He is madly in love with his wife of sixteen years, and waxes lyrical about her talent and brilliance on a regular basis. If you can find anyone who says a bad word against this man I will personally give you £2million*. As well as all this – AS IF IT WASN’T ENOUGH – he is a philanthropist who supports many excellent causes and charities, giving away hundreds of thousands of dollars of his own money every year. And, he is genuinely funny. What a man. Seriously, he might be perfect.
(For my sister Hannah, ‘cos she knows the score xxx)
*I won’t. Screw you.
Would. Very much. It’s cool that he is so devoted to his wife, and is verbal about it. That would be nice.
love him!!
Oh hello Hugh. *melts*