RUPERT PENRY-JONES

Face: OXBRIDGE
Body: ARISTOCRATIC
Arms: STATELY
Personality: GENTLEMAN
Distinguishing Features: LOOKS FLAWLESS IN A SUIT
Attainability: SADLY MARRIED

Love a bit of the Penry-Jones. He just looks so…………..posh. You don’t imagine there being any issues with his table manners or ability to tie a bow tie properly, do you. Jesus, I really hope he isn’t a Tory. He is always impeccably clad (although I do harbour a mild suspicion that he may sometimes wear a polo shirt with the collar up when he’s ‘off-duty’), and his mellifluous voice is enough to stun even the most ardent resister into a Penry-induced somnolence. He is elegant, charming, articulate and possessed of a wonderful intellect. I am so, so, so, so jealous of his wife, actress Dervla Kirwan. No wonder she sounds so satisfied in those M&S ads. Wonder what they do with the oozing centre chocolate fondant puddings?

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2 Responses to RUPERT PENRY-JONES

  1. Lustful Crone says:

    Oh yes. Makes you forget you were ever a class warrior. He was the best ever Captain Wentworth (Persuasion).

  2. Vivienne Berryman says:

    He’d age well. I imagine he doesn’t have a roving eye, so top marks to the boy.
    Lovely eyes. Hair that can be tousled. He can Spook(s) me any day.

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