GEORGE LAMB

Face: PEARLY WHITES
Body: LOUCHE
Arms: ELEGANTLY ANGLED
Personality: GEEZER
Distinguishing Features: SILVER HAIRS
Attainability: SHACKED UP WITH A MODEL

Whatever. So sue me. Most men, for some reason, think George Lamb is an utter plinth, but I maintain that it’s because they’re jealous. Most women I know love (fancy) him. He’s FUCKING SIX FOOT FIVE, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. Plus, he has the best thing ever – silver hair. He knows how to dress, he looks absolutely tip top in tailoring, and has got teeth that look like God made them as a model of perfection to show all the other baby makers up “there” how teeth should be. I mean, if you don’t like those things from a physical point of view, then you’re pretty much a goober. And/or blind. Yeah, OK, I concede that he can be a dickhead, but seriously: just take a look at his dad. This guy is going to age like a dream.

(Sazzle loves George and I love Sazzle, so this post is for her xx)

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