Face: SCANDI-LICIOUS
Body: MINNESOTAN TREE SURGEON
Arms: HED-LOCK
Personality: WHO CARES?
Distinguishing Features: FURROWED BROW
Attainability: SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE
Was in Troy? CHECK. Looks Swedish? CHECK. Hangs out with Jeff Bridges? CHECK. Over six foot? CHECK. That’s enough for me, man. Add into the mix an incredibly gorgeous face, a rising star status, the fact that he might have physically touched Eric Bana when they were filming Troy and absorbed some of his sheer manliness, and you basically have the start of a supremely excellent male specimen. Soon he’ll be seen as Dean Moriarty in a new film version of On The Road and everyone will be going all gooey over him. Just wanted to get in there first and stake my claim, mark my territory, spray my pheromones all over him. He does actually really look like my good friend Chris Anderson, so I’ll dedicate this post to him. Here, you go Chris… (better than MURS).
I happen to know said Chris Anderson, and there are some similar features, the cigarette in particular helps. However, where are the blue eyes??
I’m downloading this picture for my phone wallpaper.
Maybe if he wore some coloured contacts then we could take him out around town and pretend he is actually Chris – everyone would find it so LOL. Plus, he’s probably funnier than Chris and drinks less Guinness.
OUCH.
Well, I’m sorry Chris but were YOU in Troy? Have YOU met Eric Bana?? I don’t think so! Now get back to Borough and put Ferg’s affairs in order…
Two words: Bad Boy.
YES