JAMES DEEN

Today, we have a very special guest post from Stephanie Heneghan!

Face: HOT JEW
Body: LEAN & TONED
Arms: MOVE ALONG, NO GUN SHOW HERE
Personality: IMMATURE/SEXY
Distinguishing Features: MAHOOSIVE SCHLONG
Attainability: WILL LITERALLY SLEEP WITH ANYONE

Girls don’t watch porn. They absolutely don’t fancy porn stars. And if they did, they definitely wouldn’t admit it to anyone else. But, errr, I have a confession to make. Sometimes I do watch porn, and along with an ever increasing number of women I do fancy a porn star. James Deen has caused a furore in the States with parents accusing him of encouraging their teenage daughters to watch porn because they’re all hot for him.  They’re hot for him because he IS hot (albeit in a totally non threatening way), he’s like the doe eyed heartthrob of porn. He’s not ripped with muscles, he’s skinny in an appealing way. He’s got an adorably cute smile and twinkly blue eyes and could pass for that nerd in Uni everyone fancied but no one would admit it.  And he’s got a very impressive cock.  9″ of it. He’s also captivating to watch, sometimes roughly grabbing arms and hard kissing his on screen partner, constantly whispering to them as they fuck.  Lots of women don’t watch porn because it’s too impersonal and completely unlike real life, but with some of his scenes you could imagine having sex like that – hell, you’d actively request it (some of his more *ahem* hardcore films aren’t included in that, what do you think I am – a pervert?!). James Deen, the porn star you totally would.  Admit it, no one will think any less of you for it.

 

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3 Responses to JAMES DEEN

  1. frankie says:

    GOD. YES.

  2. amygeorgina says:

    What a breath of fresh air…..

  3. Nichola Carr says:

    Boys should he shown his scenes as part of sex ed. This is how it’s done, son.
    I feel it is my sisterly duty to spread word of his royal dongness amongst my girlfriends. So far he’s *ahem* gone down a treat.

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