Face: PSEUDO-TOFF
Body: GIN & SLIMLINE
Arms: CLASSICALLY TRAINED
Personality: ELOQUENT
Distinguishing Features: MEGA BRAINY
Attainability: UNKNOWN
He’s got a double first in Classics from Cambridge University, is a RADA trained actor who has shown incredible promise in films such as War Horse, Thor (he was the only credible thing in it) and Midnight In Paris, and he looks like he just popped down the shops via Brideshead Revisited. Super, super elegant in the flesh, he’s one of those guys where photos just do not do him justice at all (and he looks gorgeous in the photos, so…). On celluloid, he is mesmeric and so elegantly British. I think he’ll be an enormous star. And you know how prophetic I am with these things. I mean, I should be getting some sort of fee by now. It’s a fucking disgrace, frankly. Anyway, observe Hiddleston intently, he will create some beautiful work. I’m certain.
Intense gaze.
Is he wearing lippy?
Hey, listen, real men sometimes wear a little lippy. You know?
GOD YES.
Many many times, WOULD.
Would bang like a screen door in a hurricane.
Hahaha