IDRIS ELBA

Face: HACKNEY HUNK
Body: BEEFCAKE WITH ICING ON TOP
Arms: BRAWNY
Personality: PROACTIVE
Distinguishing features: UP & COMING
Attainability: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT*

Idris here is one of that rare species – a Brit who becomes mega-famous in the US. His role in The Wire has made him a massive star, yet Mr Elba is still an East London boy at heart. Probably likes jellied eel and pie and mash with liquor… You know, all of that stuff. Formed almost entirely of fitness, Idris will hopefully be seen more regularly on our BIG screens. He played a Norse god in Kenny Branagh’s recent film Thor, which is good enough for me. All fitties should play gods, preferably with their shirts off.

(This post is dedicated to Natalie Sappleton, fully paid-up member of the intelligentsia, and one who knows a hot dang hunk when she sees one.)

*This is a lie – he’s single!

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2 Responses to IDRIS ELBA

  1. Sian says:

    Loving this. Keep up the good work. I’d love it if you WOULD Nathan Followill for me. The hair, the guns, the face….xx

  2. emmajay1980 says:

    Dude – soooo on the list xx

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