Face: MOUSTACHIOED
Body: HUNKY
Arms: BEEFCAKE
Personality: GENTLEMAN
Distinguishing features: USE YOUR EYES
Attainability: QUESTIONABLE
There is nary a child of the eighties in the land that doesn’t have a primo soft spot for Mr Selleck and his fervent ‘tache. That chiselled face with the hawklike glare, those amazing dimples, that luscious wave of chestnut hair, and the full on man-o-man physique add up to one hot fella. Think back to watching Three Men & A Baby . . . you felt it, didn’t you? Even back then. Yeah. He’s potent. They don’t really make blokes like this any more – something went wrong at the hunk manufacturing plant at some point in the early ’90s, I reckon.
